What’s with anal?
A reader submitted this question:
Can some one explain the fascination with anal? Why do men want to put their most favored extremity into the darkest unknowns of our buttles?
We thought thar was oil in them hills.
Oh God, a sex question. These make me uncomfortable, but I’ll do my best.
Listen, you must understand that men will and have tried to stick our erections into any orifice anywhere, and we have not limited ourselves to the ones on any given mortal coil. Seriously. A weak spot in some drywall, an old bean bag chair, a vacuum hose. I mean, sometimes we don’t even need a hole, it just has to be rump-shaped, like a basketball, or a large watermelon. So, as men are already completely and helplessly fixated on this region of your body so near to where there are other bits of slippery fun to be had, you can see why we’d give it a go. Besides, I’ve heard that some people really enjoy it, although the metrics for this mostly involve adult films where, admittedly, payments received by the talent have probably skewed the data. I have to wrap this up, because I’m sweating. Anyway, good luck, I guess, and feel free to let us all here at The Men Guide know how it goes, in as much detail as possible.