January 2010
9 posts
Tits and ass are great, but how hard can it be to...
Question submitted by portraitofamind
Whenever I go to the university library, I bring a bunch of textbooks with me, open them up, and make a pseudo-fort around me.
I do this because I have low self-esteem, and I imagine that other people are admiring me from afar.
“He’s the sort of intellectual I would like to have intercourse with,” the cute Asian girl seems to say to her...
When does sitting in your underwear jacking off...
Here’s a list of lame things:
1. Turducken. It’s not only lame, and horrible tasting, it’s stupid.
Why not stick a live tarantula in there as well? You’d remember that fucking Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.
2. Every James Bond video game after Goldeneye. Before Goldeneye, I went to arcades, gave dollar bills to creepy old dudes who’s dreams died long ago, got some...
incaseofzombies-deactivated2010 asked: What do you feel is a solution to the problem of the absence of innate “manliness” in our present generation?
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How can I make my man give me way more orgasms?
Question submitted by lilykily.
Dear lilykily,
This is how I read your question:
“I think my boyfriend is a dumpy little turd, but I still want him to bang me like a pornstar.”
Here’s the thing.
People’s feelings come out, whether you like it or not, in body language.
Let’s say I think that you are a morbidly obese Asian with Down’s Syndrome.
When you...
redtothetone-deactivated2010012 asked: i'm trying to get to 1000+ followers like you guys. i have big boobs and a big ass...which should i highlight more in my avatar?
What do men really want for christmas? And don't...
The biggest problem with England’s Football Association is that they have completely failed to institute a system that enriches ALL twenty teams who participate in the Premiership, not just the big four of Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea, and Liverpool, who also happen to be the teams that splash the most cash. Even though Liverpool have botched it and might finish out of the money this...
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What’s the best way to tell a guy how to hit the...
Question submitted by blanddiva11 You should try ancient Greek. Most men will respond as well to that as hand gestures, pie charts or even English. The root of this dilemma lies in how Men don’t perceive their role to involve listening. It’s not in our genetic repertoire. We talk, we advise and we decide. We rarely listen. Don’t get me wrong, we gather words and in many cases we...