My boyfriend is a big fan of the ass. I don’t mind anal sex but I don’t like it when he puts his fingers in there. How do I let him know one isn’t really like the other?
Question asked by N.
Well, N.
Since your name is N, I can only assume that it stands for Nipple, which means you obviously are very proud of your breasts. This explains why you “don’t mind” anal sex, but get sketched when the digits get to a-probing.
First, we must address your boyfriend. Why is he such a big fan of the ass? Is it your ass, or just the ass in general that he is a fan of? If it’s your ass, then you have brought this upon yourself by having such a wonderful selection of lunch meat from which he is readily allowed to feast upon, but if it’s the ass in general, then we have a much bigger problem. This would mean he is a fan of ALL asses, every ass in the world. And believe me, there are a LOT of them. But I digress.
Back to our problem. You “don’t mind” one, but you “don’t like” the other. You say one isn’t really like the other. Are you saying that his fingers are larger then his man-missile? Or vice-versa? Let’s assume the first scenario. Either you’re banging the Pillsbury Doughboy and he’s shoving an oven mitt up there, or he’s not using ENOUGH fingers. You see, there is a special land of pleasure that can be reached through the butt door that cannot be reached through any other orifice. Due to the angle of the opening in relation to the female G-spot, a new, sometimes even scary level of satisfaction can be reached with proper probing. There is of course some stretching of intestinal/vaginal walls that may occur, but the payoff is like triple-word score if you know what I mean. What’s your personal best high score? 2 fingers? Try for 3 or 4. Only after you’ve gotten a little loose (no pun intended) should you try for a Yahtzee! but don’t get discouraged.
In the other scenario, maybe you “don’t mind” being penetrated by your man’s knight in shining armor that the fingers just don’t do it for you. Which is fine. They don’t have to enter your love cave. Since you’re letting him till your soil with his auger, you have every right to go tell him if he really wants to touch the interior of an anus to just go ahead and touch his own. He can actually do that whenever he wants. I do it all the time.
Good luck.
-TwoName
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