Girl here. I want to know what your guys’ ‘type’ is. Looks, interests, cooking skills, the whole shebang.
Question submitted by Crackity
Hey there, Crackity. Thanks for submitting your question to The Men Guide.
I think the best way to approach your question would be to deconstruct it, thereby allowing you to glimpse into the inner workings of the male mind.
From the get-go, I know you’re not my “type”.
Starting a question with “girl here”?
Jeez, feminist much?
Why did you have to put yourself in front of everything? I mean, what gave you the right to just jump in front of the whole question and assert your womanhood?
Did daddy touch you as a child? Did someone not make you feel like a real woman?
Puh-leeze. Save the feminism for university campuses, granola girl.
We get it, you’re a woman. We respect that. We just don’t need you to pull out a megaphone and announce it like Harvey Milk.
That’s the first thing.
Next, let’s address the second part of your question.
“I want to know what your guys’ ‘type’ is.”
Bad start, hun.
The male mind is so incredibly complex and multifaceted, that by asserting that our preferences for women can just be summed up into such a basic “type” is, I feel, an untoward affront to the male species.
Shame on you.
Men don’t have a “type”.
Don’t be fooled by the people that say they are “ass-men” or “tits-men”. These aren’t just single-angled viewpoints of women, these are well thought out, final conclusions a man makes about which woman he desires after years of porn-watching and diddling himself.
Your assertion that men have a “type” is self-protective at best, and insulting at worst.
Maybe give men a little more credit, and they’ll return the favour, and won’t make you have to say “girl here” at the beginning of every sentence.
Finally, you list some character traits that you think men are interested in.
They are, “looks, interests, cooking skills, the whole shebang.”
Ignoring the whole banging shemales thing at the end, you may have something here, albeit misnumbered.
1. Looks. A girl must be bangable.
2. Cooking skills. A girl must know how to make a post-coital French sounding dessert for her boytoy.
3. Interests. The more your interests align with ours, the less we’ll consider banging someone else.
I hope this sheds some light on what “type” of girl men want.
Thank you again for the question.
— Moe
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Whew! It’s hot in here.
Well, I see that Moe has already been sweet-talking you, So I’ll get straight to it.
This question gives me an opportunity to throw in my two cents about what I look for. I also could be very alone in this thinking.
Shave, pluck, and tweez all you want, but I do not like make-up. There is no reason for make-up (I think) and if you think you need it because you’re ugly, then you just need to accept you’re ugly and stop living the lie. I think that is the first thing I notice and in my opinion, will tell you a lot, or all you need to know about a girl. My point being, knowing you’re flawed and accepting it, is much more attractive than covering it up.
If I can look at a girl when she first wakes up in the morning and still think she is attractive, I know I have found a girl I want to know better. Attraction to me is KEY, and I mean attractive to me, not my friends or anyone else. She has to be attractive to me, and that doesn’t always mean looks, personality can be very attractive. Completing sentences is a bonus too.
