I know this is the MEN GUIDE but I figured you could give women some insight. If a girl really likes a girl wouldn’t he just ask her out?
Question asked by Yayaa
Girl meets Girl. Girl sees that Girl is very pretty. Girl also sees Girl and sees that she also is very pretty. They fall instantly in love. But there are so many questions running through Girl’s mind. What will she be like in 30 years? Will she still wear those heels? Will she ever take off those heels in the next 30 years? Maybe she has a thing. A weird never-take-off-her-stilettos thing. Oh no. Not that again. Does she like dogs? Will she like my dog? Will she mind that my dog is a taxidermy masterpiece consisting of the remains of my dog? Where does she get her clothes? Why does she smell so delicious, like a fresh shepherd’s pie coming out of the oven? Who is that man she’s coyly heavy-petting? Why are these people in my apartment anyway?
But most of all, the most important question of all will be: What will she do when she finds out I have a penis?
PS: happy birthday!
