Wednesday October 21, 2009 at 16:46

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What do I have to do to get laid?? I’ve taken very good looking girls out these past few weeks but yet to seal the deal? Suggestion?

Submitted by:  letstacoboutit

First off I noticed you say “very good looking girls”, which is great, but if you’re not a ‘very good looking guy” that could be your problem right there. So we need to be realistic about the girls we are expecting to sleep with us. If you are not very good looking don’t fret, you can still bed a very good looking girl, but it will take some work. Here are some guys who don’t need to work that hard at it:

The Good Looking Guy

The good looking guy, more often than not, can bed most women he wants. Girls will overlook the non-physical traits they look for (most times), if you’re good looking. The problem with this being, they do start looking at your non-physical flaws after awhile. So good looking will get the girl in the sack initially, but if you have nothing besides your looks, it might not be for long.

The Big Penis

This guy will get most girls. A guy with a big penis usually exudes self confidence which is also attractive to girls. So, even if big penis guy is not good looking, his self confidence attracts. Also, in my experience, girls have a hard time giving up a big penis.

The Big Wallet

This guy will get most girls also. This guy can also bed girls quickly without being good looking or having a big penis. His power is only temporary though, as money will only keep a girl happy for so long.

But I’m Not Very Good Looking, Rich and/or Don’t Have a Big Penis

This unfortunately is where most guys will find themselves, sorry. This also is where I will bring up the silver bullet for getting a girl in bed. This one thing can trump the good looking guy, the big penis guy and the big wallet guy if you do it right. What is this magical trait you ask?

Comedy.

Nothing will get you into a girls pants faster than making her laugh. If you can make a girl consistently laugh, you can usually consistently have sex with her. If you are a male that is not good looking, endowed, or rich, then making a girl laugh is your best bet.

In closing any guy can get a girl in bed, but you have to be smart and know your limits and know what your good at. Use what you have to your advantage and be realistic about the women you want to sleep with you. If you don’t have one of the golden traits, use comedy to sweep your girl off her feet and into your bed.

If you can’t be funny, I’m sorry. There is always a Real Doll.

-Pappalardo

  1. itssochaotic reblogged this from illegaldownloading
  2. illegaldownloading reblogged this from m0ym0y and added:
    where is the womens guide? geez
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  6. snowflakefarmer reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    But are you learning anything….
  7. parentingonmyown reblogged this from themenguide and added:
    true. especially...comedy part…somehow i mostly
  8. amycarr reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    “Also, in my experience, girls have a hard time giving up a big penis.” I almost fell out of my chair laughing…
  9. carolinastar reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    So what’s the lesbian equivalent of having a large penis?
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  11. monimus reblogged this from themenguide and added:
    Pretty straightforward awesome
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