How long should you wait before pooping at your new girlfriend’s house?
Question submitted by Ben
The answer to this very important question is quite simple: You should not. Should not wait, that is. Do it first chance you get. But only if you know it will be worth it. You know what I mean. One that makes you yell a little bit, makes the house smell like the neighbor’s septic overflowed. This is a very important test of your relationship’s durability, and if she can’t handle your making beef stroganoff in her bathroom, then she is not the one for you. A good woman may even rate you on how well you’ve blown up the bathroom. It may not be the best idea if she lives with her family, but if she has her own place (esPECIALLY if she has a roommate) this is a crucial move that you must perform in order for the relationship to have potential to move forward in any area.
Bon Voyage,
-TwoName
