Is it weird for a guy to want to bang a girl in between her boobs?
Question submitted by Sandra (Moe’s girlfriend)
Sandra. I’m glad you asked this very sensitive question. I happen to be an expert in this area, so allow me to explain what goes through a man’s mind when he asks to put his man pipe in your love channel.
Breasts are beautiful things. They are the most readily available part of the female anatomy that can be scoped out at any given moment. Also, the part that women like to show off the most. Argue if you want, but you go out to any bar or club, and I bet you five nipples that you will see more cleavage than anything else. Let’s look at cleavage itself. It’s a crevice, a valley, a meeting of two incredibly soft orbs, and they are the vehicle upon which wonderful wonderful nipples are carried. Men are such visual creatures in nature that when they see breasts, especially ones that are being exposed more so than they are used to, it sparks something in them. (side note: I’ve sprung a hardy just by seeing an amazing pair of breasts moving around under a flowy shirt) Breasts could be just sitting there, bouncing around, just jiggling a little while walking (heels are awesome for making your ladies a little more lively than usual) or you know, being slapped back and forth across a guy’s face… either way, dem titties is nice. What women may not know about guys is that we like all boobies. And if we’re dating you, we REALLY like yours. Because we see them as ours. They are ours to play with, ours to feel up whenever we want, ours to lick in public if the girlfriend is really cool, etc. So when we think about all the many things we can do with “our” breasts, of course we’re gonna think about putting our lovebone in between the lovelies. Think about it. It feels amazing. It’s like a completely different kind of sensation than sex or beejs or handys or whatever because the elements involved are boobs and a peepee. If the girl’s breasts are real nice, it has potential to be an amazing experience for the guy. If the girl gets turned on by having her magical love balloons touched/grabbed/pinched/sucked then she may also get some pleasure out of the experience. The breasts to be used for this should be of at least decent proportions, I’ve found the bigger the better, but a nice B or C will do. You have to be careful with the straight A students if you wanna try this, because that’s where stretch marks come from. The best position (that I’ve found anyway) is the girl lays on a bed on her back, dude straddles her on his knees somewhere between bellybutton and underboob. Ladies, you may want to get the D wet before sliding it all around in there, it helps a lot. And if you wanna take it to the next level, let him hump your chest for a while, and when he’s about to erupt, stick the tongue out and let him [REDACTED].
In conclusion, it is not weird at all, and if you have a nice spice rack, then let him do it. He’ll love it, and you’ll find that you might have some unexpected fun too.
BOOBIES.
-TwoName
