Sometimes I think my boner is ugly, and would like to make it more attractive to the ladies. Is there anything I can do?
Submitted by Plaid Lemur
Bro. I feel for you. Here’s the real problem: You gotta stop watching porn. I guarantee that you’re seeing these porn star pieces and thinking “Damn, why can’t mine be that thick, that veiny, that pipebomesque, that majestic, that long…”
Stop.
Stop thinking of it that way. Start thinking about real life. They may not tell you tell you this, but the average girl has seen a lot of Ds. She’s also seen a lot of ugly Ds. I’m sure you don’t have an “ugly” piece, but you think it is because of all the porn-star pounders you’ve seen. Here’s what you do. Go talk to your friends and ask them to show you their boners. I’m pretty sure yours will start to look a lot more attractive.
Stay up,
-TwoName
