How much is too much to pay for a “professional”?
Submitted by rolandfox
First things first.
Thank you for bringing this issue to light. In these tough times, the question of how to sling the slime without breaking the bank is certainly an important one. Bless your heart.
Now, to the meat of this back alley sex sandwich.
There are several factors to consider when deciding how much is a fair price to pay for sex, but the one we will concentrate on here is location, location, location. Ask yourself, “Where am I?” If you’re on the streets of Atlantic City, NJ, you shouldn’t ever have to spend any more than the cost of a condom, a bag of Dipsy Doodles, seven Newport 100’s and four airplane bottles of vodka (two bottles for you, two to sanitize the lovely young lady’s “love holes”). If you don’t want to go “around the world”, $3 USD and a promise to not break her nose will get you the toothiest blowjay you never knew you wanted.
Now, if you’re actually inside a casino, you’re looking looking at paying a little more. The same can be said for suburban prostitutes, which can often run you the cost of gas, a meal, a few drinks, and a babysitter for her 6 kids.
There is, however, a little known loophole that allows you to patronize the classiest of hos. It’s not what you think it is. Everyone knows that you can’t kill a hooker afterwards because they take their money up front. You kill her before the sex. That way, no money is ever exchanged and you’re not technically using a prostitute or robbing her, and if the cops ever ask you can say she was dead when you found her. The “desecration” of “human remains” carries a much lighter sentence than murder, and it makes a great campfire story. I feel like I’m insulting your intelligence by telling you this, but the hooker was dead inside anyways. So, in a way, you’re doing a good deed. Two birds, one dead whore.
I hope this has shed some light on your question, and i wish you the best in your endeavor for “no strings” sex.
