Do men really love ALL boobs?
Short answer? Yes.
From the firm, pert titty to the soft, heavy funbag to the itty bitty puffy nippled titty to the oft villified flapjack, all boobs are deserving of love, respect, and yes, awareness. Not only do they serve as aesthetic works of art, but titties are directly responsible for our well being and viability as human beings. They were our first meal, they inspire us to build and destroy civilizations, they motivate us to solve the mysteries of the universe in the service of seeing, touching and tasting more titties.
So what if one is a little bigger than the other? Love that titty. So what if you can’t tell where the areola ends and the melon begins? Love that titty. So what if the nipple is longer then your little toe? My friends- Love. That. Titty.