When to tweet about our love life?
- I know its rude to pull out my iphone during love making, but I like to keep everybody informed.
Question submitted by @beejless
Your desire to keep the world informed about the particulars of your sexual goings on just shows me, and everyone else, that you are a selfless, compassionate and big hearted bastard. We need more people like you.
There is a fine balance that dictates what is appropriate in terms of publicizing your sweaty flesh slapping, but together I think we can gain some insight as to what and when you can show and tell.
Pictures of female breasts are always appropriate. There is never a time or a place where one should hesitate to share a picture of the nipple city that sits atop mount Titty. All forms of booby media are acceptable, whether it be a picture of straight titty, sideboob, underboob, or righteous cleavage, a lovingly written description of said tatas, or a voicenote that captures the symphony of a good motor boating. Your friends will thank you, your family will thank you, your country will thank you.
As for strictly textual accounts of your sex acts, the only thing necessary to maintain a sense of appropriateness and decorum is honesty. Guys, if you’re going to recount how your girlfriend let you gag her with your porksword, be fair to her and also tell us how she only did it because you let her [REDACTED]. Ladies, of youre going to let the world know that your man let you [REDACTED], come correct and admit that just before you let him go from [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to cat to your sister to mouth. The truth will set you free.
I guess, when we really think about it, it’s always ok to share. Unless it involves a picture of a penis. Nobody except you wants to see that, and I’m not really sure why you want to see it. Your dad wanted to see it once when you were born, but that’s it. I hope this has helped you, and I hope to see a rise in the circulation of pictures of delicious, delicious titties.
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