Where do you get off?
Submitted by smartasshat
An interesting question, my friend.
First of all, I’ll tell you where I do NOT get off.
The shower. I don’t know who came up with that idea, but it is probably the worst possible place to release your kiddies. Male ejaculate + water = glue. The stuff does not wash down the drain, does not come off of your skin, gets everywhere, it’s terrible. I like to take long showers, but I’ll tell you this, I am NEVER taming my dragon. I just stand there, actually. For like a half hour at least.
Here are some places I have gotten off:
Laundromats, library parking lots, Target bathrooms, in the backseat of a car while my friends were driving, Best Buy bathrooms, The Apple Store bathroom, In the backseat of the car when my parents were driving (at like 16), The Apple Store, parks, in my car driving just about everywhere, truck stops, kitchens, VFW halls, standing in line at a Switchfoot show, Wal-Mart parking lots, Victoria’s Secret dressing rooms, gas stations (while getting gas), Big and Tall dressing rooms, Big Lots, both under the bar and in the stairwell of Bar 46, dollar store dressing rooms, and last but not least Swarovski.
But never in the shower. Ew.
