Out of the Woodwork
My boyfriend and I broke up on Thursday afternoon. This morning (four days later) my ex-boyfriend came knocking on my door looking to hook up. How did he know I was newly single again? Do you men have some kind of Bat Signal or Spidey Sense?!? - Submitted by yobigmel
I’m going to clue you in on a little secret regarding a relatively unknown part of the male anatomy.
Deep within the scrotum (Baggus Gonadus) is a tiny nerve bundle known as the Canihitit cluster (Clusterus Canihititus). Although it is unknown exactly how this works, the main function of the cluster is to detect when a female who at one time had sexual relations with a man is available to resume those relations. Upon recieving whatever transmission it recieves (psychic, chemical, whatever) this nerve cluster sends signals to the brain which in turn activate the legs, mouth, and dialing fingers in hopes of achieving contact with the transmitting female. This happens unconciously, and can also often be triggered by alcohol consumption. So, simply put, your ex’s balls just knew.
If you don’t buy in to “science”, maybe we could approach this mathematically. Basically, a lot of men are simply playing a numbers game. Whether you had broken up with your boyfriend or not, chances are your ex wouldve shown up at your door looking for a slap and tickle because he figures the more times he tries to check your oil, the more likely he is to eventually succeed. It’s like the lottery: you have to play to win, and the more tickets you buy, the better your odds get, even though they may still border on impossibility. But like the brave squirrel, seemingly impossible odds are not enough to keep a man from trying to get his nut. I mean, we went to the moon for Christ’s sake. And why did we go to the moon? For science, in the spirit of exploration, for the possibility of creating human settlements? No, my friends. Two words: space pussy. Or moon trim. Either one works.
I hope this helps.
So, umm…I hear you’re single…
