Why don’t some guys know how to take a sign?
Why don’t some guys know how to take a sign? I’ve been ignoring a couple of guys for weeks, and they don’t seem to get the message. - Submitted by kllgmm
I think you’ve answered your own question.
Let me to explain by presenting you with three analogous scenarios to your current situation.
My wall needs to be painted, and I’ve been sitting here not painting it for weeks and it’s still not painted! What’s the deal?
I asked my butcher for a pound and a half of ground chuck when I really wanted a half pound of chicken breast and that silly bastard gave me a pound and a half of ground chuck! What the fuck?
Not yet? Ok. Last one:
My pubes have grown wildly out of control and are starting to connect with the hair on my stomach. I haven’t shaved them, but they still aren’t shaved! What gives?
Are we clear?
You see, ignoring a problem is not an answer to the problem. In fact, ignoring a problem can lead to its becoming worse.
Women seem to be under the impression that one of our two brains has the ability to peer into the vast, beautiful, dark, logic destroying, hormonally fueled recesses of their minds. Unfortunately this is simply not the case.
The extent of the male psychic power is predicting we are going to come about eight to ten seconds before we come, and some of us don’t even have that down, as angry mouths, eyes and hair can attest to.
Another thing to consider is that the cold shoulder does not make the lack of interest clear. How often have you ignored a guy that you actually like just to fuel the fire in his loins? This isn’t a value judgment, mind you. It happens. It is what it is.
My advice? Give clearer signs. Instead of ignoring them, tell them to fuck off. You can also be clear without being mean and say “fuck off, please.” Whichever way you decide to do it, just do it in a way that leaves no room for their wishful interpretations.
Or, you know, you can just give in and bang them all. The end time is coming soon. The time for fucking is now.
- Dr. Badhands