Tuesday November 03, 2009 at 20:16

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The guy I’m dating picked some WoW thing with his guild over helping me practice my deepthroating skills. Should he be replaced?

Submitted by: rascoagogo

The Answer

First off I have to say, WOW!

I know video games have become popular with men, but some definitely take it too far. This is one of those cases. If your man would rather play a video game than get a blow job, you MUST dump his ass. Dump him for you and for men everywhere who are given a bad name because of asshats like this. This man, or shall I say ‘boy’ most likely has fantasies of little furry medieval creatures fucking him in the ass while his friends watch. This is the type of ‘boy’ who jerks off to Laura Croft and is too tired for sex when you come home. This is a person that evolution missed, and should be prevented from breeding.

The verdict is in; this relationship will not end well.

Dump his ass.

-Pappalardo

  1. kitten-mizuki reblogged this from korraspasm and added:
    Wow…I could say more but nah…
  2. korraspasm reblogged this from imenandparker and added:
    I agree with Grapey. Although, it’s really hard to concentrate on the game D:. My boyfriend goes nuts and can’t shoot...
  3. swampert reblogged this from themenguide
  4. troublicious reblogged this from imenandparker and added:
    That sounds like a well thought out plan to me!
  5. imenandparker reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    Um…why can’t she give him a blowjob while he’s on the computer playing WoW?…He’d be happy…She’d be happy…Everyone wins!
  6. thepilgrim-chapter32 reblogged this from barelysarcasm and added:
    I don’t really know what WoW is. But I know what deep throating is and cannot see any possible way that there would be...
  7. laurakelly00 reblogged this from themenguide
  8. barelysarcasm reblogged this from themenguide and added:
    floor laughing with glee»
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