Wednesday January 06, 2010 at 0:57

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What’s the best way to tell a guy how to hit the G-spot?

Question submitted by blanddiva11

You should try ancient Greek. Most men will respond as well to that as hand gestures, pie charts or even English. The root of this dilemma lies in how Men don’t perceive their role to involve listening. It’s not in our genetic repertoire. We talk, we advise and we decide. We rarely listen. Don’t get me wrong, we gather words and in many cases we even regurgitate them, especially if it will guarantee us a reprieve from you dispensing more words. Don’t blame us. It’s genetic and you women talk a whole lot.

Now I wont claim to be proficient in finding such things as my wallet, parking spaces or G-spots because my girlfriend has the internet, she Googles a lot and it’s likely she will find this claim of mine and well I’d rather avoid her winning yet another debate. Instead, I will say that this G-spot sounds like a magical place and I look forward to traveling there sometime. I hope it has a swim up bar. Some Men have been there and some, when driving a familiar car, can even retrace their steps to get there again on a regular basis. Each road is different and it’s most likely that Men will get lost or more accurately distracted by our own needs and selfishness en route to this G-spot destination.

Now I’m going to lose a lot of Man points by disclosing this but you seem like a nice lass and you are Canadian so clearly you need a head start. If you want a Man to pseudo pay attention to you, don’t ever give him what he wants or desires. That’s a sure fire way of rapidly losing his attention. Giving a man mind blowing oral sex in the hopes that he will fervently reciprocate is a good tactic for a first date. This will work only on a first date but will however, not guarantee you a second date. By the second date and most certainly the latter part of the relationship you will not be properly motivating him to effectively hear what you have to say, want or need. Men are at their most attentive when they are themselves in need. Learn from Men, be selfish and use it to your advantage to get what you need.

Do you actually want him to pay attention to this topic of your G-spot?  Try showing him on another woman you bring home. Another possibility is to describe how someone else hit your spot. The use of jealousy will either cause him to focus on your needs or cause a fight and leave you with the best option of all. Use the sex toy you bought specifically and ergonomically designed for hitting that spot and let’s forget you even wasted both of our time by asking this silly question.

All the Best,

Roughdiction

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