Thursday January 07, 2010 at 23:30

redtothetone-deactivated2010012 asked: i'm trying to get to 1000+ followers like you guys. i have big boobs and a big ass...which should i highlight more in my avatar?

Having a Big ass is to Having A Killer Rack as Being Seven Feet Tall is to Being Able To Slam Dunk.

How about you show us your wits? This is the internet. Tits and ass are in abundance. It’s the funny that’s in short supply.

Your pal,

indefensible!